I subscribe to the RSS feed of Number 10's press briefings. The daily answer to "Has the PM been interviewed by the police yet?" is getting funnier and funnier. On Tuesday, the update was
"Asked if the Prime Minister had been questioned by the police, the PMOS said that the Middle East was a bit far for the police to travel. Asked if that was why the Prime Minister was in the Middle East, the PMOS said he would see everyone tomorrow."
Yesterday, under the headline "Police Inquiry", the simple answer:
I think the Prime Minister's Official Spokesman is getting a little tired of the newspapers asking a legitimate question.
P.S. Check this out. It's very wierd.